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A novelty greeting card featuring a baby in a diaper with the text 'HOLY SHIT!' at the top and 'ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?' at the bottom, shown against a plain white background.
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HOLY SHIT! New Baby Card

Sale price$ 5.50
Only 5 units left


Shop this locally at MADE - OR - Order online with free in-store pickup.

Sleep now, laugh later.

This card pairs a bold, irreverent illustration with the perfectly blunt greeting: "HOLY SHIT! Are You Ready For This?" It's built for the new parent (or soon-to-be one) who wants a laugh through the chaos of sleepless nights and diaper changes ahead, mixing sarcasm with real warmth for one of life's biggest moments. Perfect for baby showers, new arrivals, or anyone who wants their congratulations with a little edge.

  • American-made

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