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A novelty card with a vintage-style cream background, ornate black and gold scroll border, an illustration of an early 20th-century bus, and the text 'Get Well Soon you CLUMSY TWAT'.
Greeting card with decorative border and vintage car illustration on a wooden surface

Get Well Soon You Clumsy Twat Card

Sale price$ 6.00
Only 5 units left

Get well wishes, minus the sugarcoating.

This card pairs a funny vintage-inspired illustration with the wonderfully blunt message: "Get Well Soon You Clumsy Twat." It's the card for the friend who wants sympathy, a laugh, and zero sugarcoating, with a specialty die cut that makes it stand out from the rest of the stack. Blank inside, so you can add your own words of encouragement (or further heckling).

  • Premium soft touch cardstock
  • Specialty die cut
  • A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
  • Blank inside
  • Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
  • American-made


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