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A novelty greeting card featuring a vintage-style illustration of a black-and-white dog standing beside a basket of flowers, with the text 'I SUCK AT APOLOGIES SO.
Card with a dog holding a basket of flowers and text on a white background

I Suck at Apologies, Unf*ck You - Card

Sale price$ 6.00
Only 5 units left


Shop this locally at Mountain Dandy - OR - Order online with free in-store pickup at MADE.

Apologies are hard. This one does the work for you.

This card pairs a funny vintage-inspired illustration with the delightfully awkward message: "I Suck at Apologies So . . . Unfuck You . . . Or Whatever." It's the perfect way to say sorry without actually having to find the right words, ideal for the friend, sibling, or partner who'll appreciate the honesty more than a heartfelt speech. Blank inside, so you can add whatever's actually true.

  • Premium soft touch cardstock
  • A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
  • Blank inside
  • Individually packaged in cellophane sleeve
  • American-made

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